Listen!

Women of the world, listen up!
Never, never, never confuse a man.
You confuse him, you lose him.
If you say something to him
that makes himfeel completely befuddled,
he will remain calm.
However, deep inside his brain,
he will be thinking,
"where did that come from?"
And the next thing you know,
he will be looking for the nearest exit.
And it will not matter to him if it is a door,
a window or a gaping whole in the wall.
If he can find it, he will take it!
And he will run, repeat, run for his life.